Chin Kuan Express

Singing Is Gut

2006-06-02T04:37:00.000+08:00

Singing to myself... singing to myself... tra la la la....
Going nuts
Don't want to do work
Procrastinating
Singing to myself... singing to myself... tra la la la...

I need help wei.

A Blue Moon Tonight

2006-04-03T00:09:00.000+08:00

Okay. Actually i was going to blog somewhere else.
Then i accidentally signed in here...

And here i am.

0_o

The pug, the fairy and the pan have been awfully busy.
So busy that they haven't had a jolly threesome gathering for really long.
It's either the fairy and the pan (which is everyday)
Or the fairy and the pug (which is roughly once a week)
Or the pug and the pan (which is once a month... or less... ?)

Let's all go on a holiday together!!!

*hears 'yar. right' from both boys*

Pbbttt*

bzzt bzzt...

2006-01-14T15:24:00.000+08:00

*cleans dust in this blog*

*cleans adam. period.*

*cleans joyce's fat*

ta da!

i posted!

*pug hops around*

Eee What Happened?

2005-11-17T00:41:00.000+08:00

"You know, what you all started was a very good idea."
"What are you talking about?"
"How you, Kevin and Adam share a blog. Three good bloggers sharing a blog has the potential to be very interesting."
"Oh... oohkay. But Adam barely writes." -_-
"You know what i mean la."
"Heh. Shit okay la, we start writing for Chin Kuan again."
"Eh don't la."
"Why not?!"
"Cos i want to start one then yours will suck."
"StupiD."

What happened to Chin Kuan Express?!

Oh the sadness of it all...

Hickory Dickory Dock

2005-09-27T14:26:00.000+08:00

*dusting this space up*

Fairy Frustrated

2005-07-27T13:14:00.000+08:00

I hate it when Xanga decides to pms on me and i can't blog or post up pics i *already* edited

*GROWLLLL*

I sound like such a blog addict, i know.
Thought you must understand i need to write down my shit before i forget it mySELF!

*tries to calm down and seem less freaky*

I was happily skipping (okay so I wasn’t skipping, I’d prollie end up *tripping* and rolling down the hill) to work today,
When LaughingLoga called.
This is a surprise cos he never usually calls in the morning, ever.

“Morning!” I chirped.
“Omg you sound so awake...” He sounded slightly shocked.
“Eh, I actually get up and go to work now okay.”

I slit my eyes even though he couldn’t see them.

“Yes yes, something that I’m slowly getting used to. Eh you know ar, you look quite fat in the pictures last weekend.”
“I told you that already wut. This is no news to me!”
I’d been repeating that fact to him for days.

“Yea la, thought I’d let you know, cos you see right, your top was kinda transparent and…haih I let you see the pictures for yourself la.”
“Eh. Dunnit okay. I can see myself naked and judge myself.”

He laughs.

“So you called me early in the morning just to tell me I’m fat?”
I slit my eyes again
It’s such a bad habit, I’m going to get lines before I hit 25

“I like to start my day realistically.”
“You’re such a bitch and a half la.”

There Are Several Things...

2005-07-12T07:05:00.000+08:00

There are several things which are bugging me. A lot.

1) DONT EVER FUCKING MAKE A MOVE ON YOUR FRIEND'S GIRLFRIEND. Just because I wasn't there doesn't mean you can go and make a move, twice , on my girlfriend. I don't give a shit about the fact you were drunk. You cheat(ed) on, as far as I know, TWO GIRLFRIENDS and, now this is the worse, YOU HIT ON THE GIRLFRIEND OF THE GUY WHOS HOUSE YOU WERE LIVING IN. The fucking cheek of it all. He lets you stay in his house and YOU HIT ON HIS GIRLFRIEND WHEN HE IS NOT IN?

Fuckhead. I introduced you to my girlfriend. You know very well she is my girlfriend. Yet you hit on her. Don't even try to deny it because I have seen the pictures.

2)DON'T EVER FUCKING CALL ME A LIAR. DON'T EVER PRETEND LIKE 'ITS ALL COOL BETWEEN US'. DON'T EVER SAY ITS NOT MY PROBLEM WHEN YOU GET YOUR FUCKING GIRLFRIEND TO CALL ME.
Look. I gather you have a history of being a general pussyfuck. I've only met you twice. I could not give two shits if you were touching that other girls ass. If you were, its pretty fucking dumb to do it in front of your girlfriend's sister. Fine, whatever. So what if your girlfriend's sister decides to hit on me and talk to me. Fine Whatever. So what if she tells me what you are doing. Whatever, I didn't see anything. GET IT INSIDE YOUR FUCKING HEAD THAT I FINISH WORK LATE. BY THE TIME YOU SAW ME IT WAS 1AM. GOD KNOWS HOW LONG YOU WERE THERE FOR.
Don't then run off to your girlfriend, just because I said I didn't see you touch anybody, and tell her, over and over again, that I can prove your innocence.
Fine she called. Im sick. I wake up and call her at 1am in the morning.
I tell her the truth. I am not going to lie on your behalf. I AM NOT GOING TO SAY FULL OUT THAT YOU WERE A GOOOD FUCKING BOY ALL NIGHT LONG. HOW THE FUCK SHOULD I KNOW IF I GOT THERE AT 1AM.
I DON'T APPREICIATE YOU THEN CALLING ME A LIAR ON THE PHONE. WHY? BECAUSE THINGS DIDN'T GO YOUR WAY. FUCK OFF.

3) DICKWAD. I give you six chances. You are nothing but a goddamn pusssy hunter. You act all nice to the girls, yet when you, the REALLY CLOSE FRIEND, cannot even reciprocate the boyfriend attempting to make conversation, then YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. You arrogant motherfucker.
So great. Just because you don't call everyday, because it was pointed out to you, doesn't mean you have other motives. It don't mean shit because it would look fucking odd if you continued calling on a daily basis. FUCKHEAD.

4) YOU know who you are. FUCK OFF. Don't contact her. Don't call her. DONT FUCKING NOTHING. PISS OFF. WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU GODDAMN PIECE OF MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. YOU WANT TO BE PISSED OFF AT ME? GO RIGHT AHEAD. YOU ARE NOTHING. A USELESS PIECE OF SHIT.

Fat Fairy

2005-07-04T02:20:00.000+08:00

I’ve been eating a whole lot lately
Thursday i was stuffed with Southern Indian cuisine in Mont Kiara
Friday i was stuffed with seared duck, snapper fish, steak and poached pear at Rahsia
Saturday AdamPeterPan’s grandparents stuffed me with peking duck, asparagus and cod fish at Concorde

No doubt my job and lifestyle is seriously seriously making me fat

I’ve been getting a few comments till i tak terasa already
(okayla, actually still terasa but acting brave and shit)

MafiaMary came straight out and said
“I’m going to be honest with you Joyce. Ever since you got with Adam, you’ve been getting fat.”

...

That’s not fair.
When i first got with him, he didn’t really finish his food so i would finish it for him.
Thus i’d be eating one and a half meals
So obviously i’d get fatter...
And Adam stays skinny

But he started eating more now
So that’s good for both sides
Not my lovehandles dammit
I meant him and me

I happily cooked supper
Daddy observed me
“Eating after midnight? Get a round tummy then you know.”
“Tummy already round. No difference!”
“Getting rounder.” He promptly shot back
“Bwek.” I had nothing to say

Today i was raving about RyanSoosayRaj coming back from London
“Yayyyy he can buy me pork pies from Sainsbury’s!”
“Cos you *are* a pork pie, baby? hA! Kidding!!”

ouch.

Crap

2005-07-01T17:54:00.000+08:00

I feel like crap. Have done for the past two weeks.

What started as a throat infection (damn bad...doctor told me to have injections...my tonsils looked like two giant pieces of cheese...from all the pus) plus a fever and flu died down.

Stupid Pan forgot to finish his antibiotics. Silly me. So the flu/fever has returned. But at least this time there is no throat infection.

Its quite a joke really. Out of the 4 main people at work, they all have the flu. Almost didn't have a director. However, all of us, me being the first to get it, have slightly different problems.

It starts off with a really really really sore body. Then it differs in people. One person got ulcers in his mouth and throws up a lot (no one else does), the other has a really bad cough (bad enough to set off a car alarm...) the other is super dizzy and mine was the bad throat.

One thing we all have a very very short temper though. Its quite amusing for others to watch. I had one director getting mad at me, the other director getting mad at him and the other one...well he had to go home! We get mad over the stupidiest things.

But to the person that has annoyed me beyond belief. I read your entry. Don't lie. Don't say you 'found' it first...admit you gave the idea. Admit to the fact that as hard as I try to be completly open about how I feel, you feed ideas into someone else to store their feelings in a hidden place. You want to confront me? How about I ram a baseball bat into your face?

Thats a good confrontation.

I'm Doing A Joyce

2005-06-27T16:33:00.000+08:00

Gotcha

2005-06-27T01:14:00.000+08:00

I, clever fairy, found out the pug's secret secret blog.
I love reading his writing and feel very sorry if he were to stop writing online. There are very veRY few blogs that i would so much as bother to click on.
If i have the time.

I get what he means tho about writing with restraint involved.
I can't bitch so many things in my blog that i want to.
Which is whY i started my blog in the first place.

IF i wanted to -

I can't bitch about friends who irritate me cos they read my blog.
I can't bitch about colleagues cos my boss reads it.
I can't bitch about clubbing cos friends who work for them read it.
I can't bitch about my family cos they read it too.
I can't bitch about TheBoyfriend cos he *obviously* reads it.

:(

So now.

I can only stick to my original plan of documenting my life... minus the bitching.

That's just sad, man.

Candy Shop

2005-06-23T14:47:00.000+08:00

I take you to the candy shop
I'll let you lick the lollypop
Go 'head girl, don't you stop
Keep goin 'til you hit the spot (whoa)

Wanna show me how you work it baby, no problem
Get on top then get to bouncing round like a low rider
I'm a seasoned vet when it come to this shit
After you work up a sweat you can play with the stick
I'm tryin to explain baby the best way I can
I melt in your mouth girl, not in your hands (ha ha)

Give it to me baby, nice and slow
Climb on top, ride like you in the rodeo
You ain't never heard a sound like this before

Had me thinking 'bout that ass after I'm gone
I touch the right spot at the right time
Lights on or lights off, she like it from behind

50 Cent is da man. I'm obsessed. Sorry.

• 50 Pug (imagine that ya'll)

Pug Steps In

2005-06-22T11:22:00.000+08:00

I have been in hiding from the blogging world. I am still blogging mind you, just in a private blog. Not even the Fairy nor the Pan knows where. I find it very superficial now. It limits my thoughts. I don't really need people to comment on my thoughts or think of me otherwise. I want my thoughts to myself.

I am going through changes with my moment now. It's scary. I am slowing down. Emotional breakdowns are haunting me and insecurity is hitting in hard. It's best that i keep these things to myself.

I have been on a very superficial life. I go out and meet people with a pretentious-mind. It's fucked up. I hate myself for that. I go out because i want to be seen. I am becoming fake from the inside. At this point, i'd rather be at home being a couch potato or going out for a low-key lunch meetings.

There's a lot in my mind. I need to take a chill pill.

Unnatural On Sat Night

2005-06-18T22:08:00.000+08:00

It's 10:12 pm
I don't feel like going out which is really unnatural
I'm trying to put my finger on what exactly is wrong

Nothing, really...

?

???

Then whAT?!

Am i getting old
Maybe because my period is coming and i'm getting tired easily
But that's never stopped me before
Hell i sound like i'm pregnant instead 0_o

But you know me
Still going to go out anyway because i would feel as if i oh-so-wasted my night if i didn't
PLUS i didn't party last night
Would be such a WASTE of the weekend if i didn'T go out tonight!

The Pug is feeling similarly bone-lazy and has just gone home to 'rest' awhile
The Pan is going to have a drink first
I'm to be picked up in exactly 15 minutes

...

Oh dear i'm really losing the fairy touch tonight

The Fairy Pipes Back

2005-06-18T19:31:00.000+08:00

I was lazing blissfully on the plush soft bed
Taking in the air con and loving how the bed curves to my back just nice

The Pan sauntered out of the bathroom
“Someone said i look like this model in the cK ad today.”
Starts posing and jutting his chin towards the ceiling

I cock an eyebrow and had a recollection of a similar experience happening to me the day before
“Three people said i look like the fairy in Fern Gully!” i piped up

His expression made me burst into peals of laughter till i fell over on the bed

“Alright........” he said softly
Looking at me like i was a freak while taking slow small steps towards the bedroom door
While still facing me

Then he was gone

....

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Wanna look like model somemore haha

zzz

2005-06-07T17:00:00.000+08:00

I am being so lazy at work, all i do is check my Friendster every 10minutes, check my e-mail every 10 minutes and surfing blogs constantly. Bah. I am lazy. I need motivation. Give it to me.

Watching Mr & Mrs Smith tonight! Woohoo!

-Puggy Wuggy

The Pug Strikes Back

2005-06-07T14:37:00.000+08:00

I have so lazy to write here. I find myself having really bad pictures from Sue's site last Friday in TAG. Bleurgh. I can't even remember who took those pictures. I didn't remember seeing flashes. Not fair.

I was so fucked. Right Fairy? I think i touched Pan. *shock* *horror*

Next 'round, this coming Friday. TAG TAG! ;)

Check me out yo!

http://itcouldbeanything.blogspot.com

The Itch

2005-06-07T05:08:00.000+08:00

So how some people are addicted to nicotine is perhaps how i might be addicted to blogging.
I feel flustered and annoyed that i seem to be able to edit all the stupid things in my blog exCEPT for posts.
I can't put up pics.
Already i'm so outdated in pics from ages and monthS ago.

SueThePixie put some party pics up so you can go lookee.
The pug, the fairy and the pan are in all of them.

http://www.xanga.com/jellypixie

The Hunchback On Monday

2005-06-06T09:16:00.000+08:00

I woke up this morning with a swollen eye. I must've rubbed it in my sleep and now,
It's teary
It's bleary

I woke up this morning with a painful nostril. There must be a pimple in it.
It's annoying
It's painful
And i can't burst it cos there really is* nothing to burst!

So yes.
It's Monday morning.
And off to work i go with a swollen eye and nostril.

I look like the freaking Hunchback of Notre Dame. Can't even open my eyes properly to look through the viewfinder sial.

*** The Hunchbacked Fairy ***

My Happiness-PowderFinger

2005-06-06T03:44:00.000+08:00

I see your shadow on the street now...

I love that song. My Happiness by PowderFinger.

Moving on swiftly, ThePugTheFairyandThePan had a blast over at The Loft on Saturday Night. Jolly good.

Saturday Night was awesome to boot. Instead of driving to Malacca around 11pm, The Fairy and The Pan ended up at Duta Vista to celebrate the birthday of one of The Pan's co-workers.

Lots of faces The Pan did not expect to see. Lots of faces The Fairy did not expect to see. How nice. How quaint.

Now The Pan does not touch alcohol. Therefore it is funny for him to watch The Fairy. HA.
Example.

THE PAN: "Baby, its time to get out of the car"
THE FAIRY: "LIFESTYLE magazine are cheating me"
THE PAN: "Pardon?"
THE FAIRY: " Yeah".

WTF. I've never heard of LIFESTYLE magazine. Nor has The Fairy.

The Fairy has passed out on the lap of a close friend of The Pan's sister.

The Fairy is now going to scold The Pan. Badly.

The Pan
***************************

So The Good Thing...

2005-06-01T19:41:00.000+08:00

... about having another blog is so that when Xanga is FUCKING UP AND WON'T LET ME LOG IN WHEN I WANT TO BITCH *pants*

Then i can bitch here.
I went to buy a card reader just now. Was so mighty darn sure i got the right one.

I bought the wrong one. Way to go, Joyce.

*smacks forehead*

Now i'm waiting for AshleyTheMonkey to pick me up so i can go return the fucking thing @#$(#)($*$#(#(@@###

AND THEN

Upon asking my brother that he's SURE it's the wrong one, he goes
"Eh you buy for what. Daddy has a card reader."

*smacks forehead again*

My beloved cousin Jing Hua just got back from London. I'm trying to get her and Smalls to meet us up for a drink. Then she says she doesn't know how to park in 1U

*smacks forehead yet again*

I'm all jittery and hyper now from running up and down the stairs, looking frantically for the stupid plastic box the card reader came in so i can return this RM 40 thing i don't need.

-_-

My forehead hurts.

Fungus You

2005-05-31T14:50:00.000+08:00

Last night i was doing *your* dishes. It was no party in the park, let me tell you that.
There was macaroni. With fungus on it.
There were little soft bugs. Flying around the sink.
Damn fuckingdisgusting.

I had to scrape your yucky hard week-old macaroni off the plates and pot.
And used an old wine cork to scrape the fungus off the sink hole.

So if you woke up this morning and thought - "Oh wow someone cleaned everything up!"

Yeah.
That someone was me.
And i was talking about you after all.

Eh.
Next time you don't do the dishes for damn long right, i'm going to chuck them into *your* room.

So the flies & fungus can have a party there instead.

the pug speaks

2005-05-30T14:14:00.000+08:00

The Pug is feeling absolutely exhausted at work now.
The Pug is slowly fading off and shutting down at work.
The Pug misses Penang.
The Pug misses the levelled one.

*sigh*
*achoo*

First Entry

2005-05-30T03:57:00.000+08:00

Welcome to Chin Kuan Express.

The Fairy and The Pan here.

One fine day, today actually, The Pug, The Fairy and The Pan decided to take a little trip to The Pearl Of The Orient. Penang. Pulau Pinang. How nice.

Upon discussing the nature of chinese names, they all came to the conclusion that The Pug's chinese name, Chin Kuan, sounded a lot like a daily chinese newspaper and thus a good blog name.

Now, the three amigoes also came upon the idea of having a shared blog. The Pan, eager as always, rushed home from Penang, doing 200KM/H just to set this blog up.

The Pug and The Fairy are eternally grateful.

Its pretty obvious who is typing right?

***

....

I'm damn tired. I dowan to write here. I wanna write on my own blog!@ Dowan! DOWAN!!!
DOWANNNNN!!!!!!

Heh it's obvious *who* is typing here right...!